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February 19, 2008

Yeah, I’m talking to you!

All you runners out there, running around and running and stuff, I don’t like you. (Especially those of you who were out there yesterday during the three hours of 70-degree weather.) Yeah, I snarl when you pass me or perhaps I’ll stare meanly into your eyes as you approach.  But I’m sorry! I don’t mean it, I swear! It’s just that I have jealous tendencies and I get all “wanty” when I see runners cross my path while I am not right there running with them. I could have just run a 16 miler and if I see someone running on my way home, green envy boils up within me.  Now that I am injured and have not run one stride since Jan. 26, it’s horrendously worse…I feel I might snap. So runners beware! Of me!

So the injury: MRI results show what is most likely a bursa sac on the top of my foot near the 1st metatarsal, the the webbing.  Or, there is a random spot of fluid sitting on top of my foot, in between my toe bones that makes it slightly painful to walk and mega-ly painful to run.

Augh. Stupid foot. Stupid doctor.   I am currently waiting to see a specialist since my orthopedist is more of the general kind and would like some other doc, who is apparently more inclined to have a foot fetish, look at me.  That appointment is not for another two weeks.

I don’t know if I can last.

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6 Comments leave one →
  1. February 19, 2008 7:49 pm

    Aw, sorry about your foot baby. I hope your foot gets better soon so you can get back out there soon!

  2. February 19, 2008 9:06 pm

    I am looking for virtual reality glasses that will simulate the running process for you.

  3. February 19, 2008 9:44 pm

    Double ouch! But fear not. I will employ my mighty voodoo powers on your behalf.

  4. February 20, 2008 2:45 pm

    That’s too bad! Being injured is no fun. Good luck getting it all taken care of and back to running!

  5. February 21, 2008 4:29 pm

    We should all get our feet replace with those cool flipper prosthetics that all the cripples already get to use. (Those lucky bastards)

  6. February 22, 2008 4:10 pm

    Seeing as how I’m extremely exercise-averse, I’m glad to know that I’m not one of the jerks in question.

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