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SuperBowl XLII Haikus

February 4, 2008

It’s my annual Post SuperBowl Haiku Day! You can play too, post your SuperBowl-themed haiku in the comments section.

Manning a Manning
It’s two in a row. Oh God
The advertisements

Referee Carey
What style you bring to “1st Down!”
History’s served well

With Brady depressed
Does Gisele still get any?
Can “pretty” sex heal?

Two minutes to go
How many turned the channel?
I have no respect

You can click to read haiku’s for XLI and XL, there might even been a limerick or two.

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9 Comments leave one →
  1. February 4, 2008 7:29 pm

    Coach leaves field early
    Brady, Moss decline Pro Bowl
    Sore losers those Pats

    Mike Carey? Good ref
    But not in the best of shape
    Give us Hochuli!

    Pats fans were gloating
    But on last score? Never heard
    A basement so loud

    Not so dynastic
    Hope the Pats caught that on film
    Cheaters don’t prosper

  2. February 6, 2008 1:59 am

    as fox foreshadowed
    resiliency beats teamwork
    and feagles is old.

  3. February 6, 2008 12:02 pm

    Did not watch the game
    Joss sticks in Chinese market
    Year of the Rat Fink
    —————–
    Dad Manning and sons
    A marketing dream machine
    Smile for the camera

    I love both my sons
    They have made me a rich man
    It is Disney’s Dream

    My prince’s have come
    I will live in the castle
    We will be happy

    More babies pronto
    They need domain names in womb
    Think of the future

  4. reuben permalink
    February 6, 2008 1:58 pm

    football parties suck
    chatter dilutes the mayhem
    i watched on the couch

  5. February 6, 2008 2:26 pm

    Brady may be hot
    And Manning made a comeback
    But Puppy Bowl rules

  6. February 7, 2008 1:19 pm

    What crap ads those were
    While I can’t play pro football
    I’d make better spots.

  7. February 7, 2008 1:42 pm

    Ok you guys are way better than me at this.

    i-66:You know I love me some Hochuli. Maybe he” ref XLIII?

    cc: Feagles IS old, old and with some new jewelry.

    Cube: Honesty is the best policy, Long live the Rat!

    Reuben: You are so freaking right.

    BB: I didn’t see it! Got stuck with Tom Petty. Ugh.

    AUA: I’d love to see some of your biting humor on national TV.

  8. February 7, 2008 11:08 pm

    Marci now confused
    Which Manning brother to ask
    To sign her melons

  9. February 7, 2008 11:11 pm

    (Inside joke, people, so don’t start with me…)

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