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Dear stupid woman,

December 19, 2006

If you are going to be afraid of the mysterious moving staircase, do not ride Metrorail duing rush hour. Your apprehension of getting on the fantastic, new-fangled machine could cause me and countless other commuters to break neck and limbs in attempts to come screeching to a halt because you can’t figure out how to mount the damn thing. This is not double-dutch. You do not have to time your entry…just step on the moving staircase. I mean toddlers can do it for crissakes. Same goes for when you get to the top. No timing required. Just.step.off.the.stair. Confusion (especially stupid confusion) holds no place in rush hour commuting.

Love and regards,
The almost smushed Baby Banana

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