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Is it just me, or is my head spinning?

July 11, 2006

Did anyone else notice the genius spin doctoring going on last night at the HR Derby?

Specifically that of AJ Pierzynski.

I mean, he babbled on and on throughout three-quarters of the first round. With a baby on his lap. A baby girl. With a pink ruffle thing in her hair. A ruffley, pink, baby-girl that was presumably his daughter.  Who else did they talk to that wasnt actually hitting in the derby?  Papelbon (for like 5 minutes).  Anyone else?  Was it Seligs doing?  I cant imagine the networks themselves would have come up with that. What do they care if Pierszynskis seen as a dick?  Hell, dicks make good tv (just ask Cinemaxbut I guess they like boobies more than dicksanyway).  It had to have come from up top.  Is there anything that the commish is NOT controlling?  But did you see how stiff and quiet that baby was?  She was either scared out of her mind or she was fake.  A fake, wooden baby. Thats my bet.  I guess a fake, wooden baby beats a fake, invisible one ala Suri Cruise. Meh. Both dads are equally crazy.

5 Comments leave one →
  1. July 11, 2006 3:53 pm

    A puppet perhaps, like Charlie McCarthy?

  2. July 11, 2006 5:24 pm

    Haha, picturing the producers putting a puppet on AJ’s lap and trying to convince him to be nice to it.

  3. July 11, 2006 5:45 pm

    I would believe a fake baby- how else to explain why a real one would not recoil from his touch? He is a bad man.

  4. July 11, 2006 8:21 pm

    Where’s the lovable Eddie Guardado when you need him?

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