Valentines – pick one
February 14, 2006
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That’s what he said…
Megan on 96.16 
Clussy on 75.45 
BabyBanana on 75.45 Clussy on 75.45 BabyBanana on 75.45 BabyBanana on 75.45 
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Happy Valentine’s Day, darling!
To you too, pretty one!
And people, why am I so excited that there are two “Let’s Kiss” hearts in that photo? Love the lip. It’s not like I am gonna get any. But love it still 🙂
Yeah I was going with “Let’s Kiss” and then “My Baby”
“___ Pie” for you, because I assume the missing word is “Cutie”! Happy V Day!
Mmmmmm….. chalk.
I pick the “pie” one. Sugar + Sugar = Lots of sugar = Happy Cluss.
Rich, don’t be hatin’ on the candy hearts. Mmmm… sugar chalk.
Happy Valentine’s Day Girly!! Love the pillow lips!! MUAH!
Knowing Marci, I assume that heart that’s cut off reads “Vodka Pie.”
…and now you’ve got her trying to figure out how to make a Vodka Pie.
I’m wishfully picking “Let’s Kiss”
((uncomfortable silence))
Ummm…
“Vodka Pie” is better! Yeah, everyone pick that one and we can all be sloshed and adoring of eachother. Not in a 70’s kinda way though.
I’m with Cluss.
Okay fine, I suppose Vodka, or Rum, or Whiskey Pies are probably more appropo for lots of our evenings tonight and more fun than a Cutie one. Hiccup 🙂
Um.
I so want vodka pie now.
You can get vodka pies in the city here. I don’t think we’re thinking of the same kind, but feel free to order me one.
Rich, can you buy me vodka pie on Thursday?
very italian… I didn’t expect that.
I can’t see any reason why I wouldn’t.
I am coming out with my own brand of candy hearts with messages like “Let’s Get Tested” and “Be My One Night Stand”
“C’mon, Baby, Just The Tip”
OMG — I love Phil’s idea. PERFECT.
HA! betweeen Phil’s candy hearts and I-66’s contribution, it’d make it almost difficult to carelessly tear through a bag of the hearts. How awkward would it be though if I or another chick presented someone w/the “C’mon baby, just the tip” heart?
How about the classic “The no-no spot is still a no-no”. No? Not so much?
Cluss… I think it should read “Hey! That’s exit only!”
You guys are cracking me up!
How ’bout:
“Harder Next Time, K?”
Is it not obvious enough to yell it? Pelting him w/candy hearts that reinforce what I’m saying drives the point in more? No pun intended.
Is this blog thread taking a turn for the worst? Should I have not crossed the line like 2 comments ago? I tend to not know when to stop once these threads get going.
“Not in the face”
“Could you at least trim it?”
“What do you mean, oops?”
HAAAAA!!!!
“Not the eyes!”
“Blood tests came back clean”
“You said size didn’t matter”
Not the eyes.. but the rest of the face is ok? [taking notes]
Rule of thumb? No?
Marsh, how do you feel about such smut being left on your page? This has surpassed even my smutty Anne Rice novel. 🙂 Sweet!
And here I thought the entire face was off limits for the slightest bit of errant fire. Clearly I’m not dating the right women.
The face is *def* off limits. Always. Everytime. No exceptions.
No-no: Nice. A sorority sister of mine called it the Wounded Starfish.
it is SO the balloon knot.
note to self: do not get any on Roary’s face. [snicker]
Jackass.
I just call it “I said NO!” spot. I’ve heard wounded starfish a couple times but the balloon knot one is definitely traumatizingly appropriate.
And here I was about to say “Damn i-66, you got balls to be saying that” and then… everything that comes to mind is just a really bad pun. They won’t stop coming. Ew, make it stop! ((covering ears and rocking back and forth under desk))
Roary I’m kidding.
Well, not about the not getting it on your face. I wouldn’t do that.
Cluss – I have balls whether I say it or I don’t. You do realize there’s a bunch of things that can be said about you being under a desk, right?.
I’m so “no comment” right now it isn’t even funny…
My eyes! My sweet innocent virgin eyes!
(Clearly, I’m gonna have to call some nuns to smack some Jesus into you people.)
You know just coming out and saying “Anus” or “Asshole” is actually less disturbing than the not so secret names.
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My heart would say simply “Your Cunt Smells”
Now see, Rich, I was going to blame the Playaz and two idle, smutty, punny and clever minds (uh, that’s you Claudette and i-66)…but…
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uh oh.. she’s back.
Put away the toys!
This blog is so going to be Flagged
Rich, I want to comment on your heart but I just can’t. Part of me still wants to pretend to be demure and this internal struggle hurts me. ouch.
Is it really over now? Came to screeching halt just like that? I suppose thirty some comments are enough for this thread then…
I just have one more question: Where did Rich get the smell thing? That came, like, out of nowhere.
I wanna be a part of this. My heart would say…
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um…
Was that it?
Hmph.
I just have one more question: Where did Rich get the smell thing? That came, like, out of nowhere.
Sorry, you people had to be stopped, so I brought out the big guns. Kids, don’t be like Rich.
CLEARLY I left this thread too early. 😉