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Valentines – pick one

February 14, 2006

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  1. February 14, 2006 12:19 pm

    Happy Valentine’s Day, darling!

  2. February 14, 2006 12:28 pm

    To you too, pretty one!

    And people, why am I so excited that there are two “Let’s Kiss” hearts in that photo? Love the lip. It’s not like I am gonna get any. But love it still 🙂

  3. February 14, 2006 12:57 pm

    Yeah I was going with “Let’s Kiss” and then “My Baby”

  4. February 14, 2006 1:01 pm

    “___ Pie” for you, because I assume the missing word is “Cutie”! Happy V Day!

  5. February 14, 2006 1:07 pm

    Mmmmmm….. chalk.

  6. February 14, 2006 2:08 pm

    I pick the “pie” one. Sugar + Sugar = Lots of sugar = Happy Cluss.

    Rich, don’t be hatin’ on the candy hearts. Mmmm… sugar chalk.

  7. February 14, 2006 2:08 pm

    Happy Valentine’s Day Girly!! Love the pillow lips!! MUAH!

  8. February 14, 2006 3:02 pm

    Knowing Marci, I assume that heart that’s cut off reads “Vodka Pie.”

  9. February 14, 2006 3:09 pm

    …and now you’ve got her trying to figure out how to make a Vodka Pie.

  10. February 14, 2006 3:09 pm

    I’m wishfully picking “Let’s Kiss”

  11. February 14, 2006 3:29 pm

    ((uncomfortable silence))


    “Vodka Pie” is better! Yeah, everyone pick that one and we can all be sloshed and adoring of eachother. Not in a 70’s kinda way though.

  12. February 14, 2006 3:33 pm

    I’m with Cluss.

  13. February 14, 2006 3:49 pm

    Okay fine, I suppose Vodka, or Rum, or Whiskey Pies are probably more appropo for lots of our evenings tonight and more fun than a Cutie one. Hiccup 🙂

  14. February 14, 2006 5:12 pm


    I so want vodka pie now.

  15. February 14, 2006 5:35 pm

    You can get vodka pies in the city here. I don’t think we’re thinking of the same kind, but feel free to order me one.

  16. February 14, 2006 5:36 pm

    Rich, can you buy me vodka pie on Thursday?

  17. February 15, 2006 9:12 am

    very italian… I didn’t expect that.

  18. February 15, 2006 9:33 am

    I can’t see any reason why I wouldn’t.

  19. February 15, 2006 10:57 am

    I am coming out with my own brand of candy hearts with messages like “Let’s Get Tested” and “Be My One Night Stand”

  20. February 15, 2006 11:34 am

    “C’mon, Baby, Just The Tip”

  21. February 15, 2006 11:44 am

    OMG — I love Phil’s idea. PERFECT.

  22. February 15, 2006 11:53 am

    HA! betweeen Phil’s candy hearts and I-66’s contribution, it’d make it almost difficult to carelessly tear through a bag of the hearts. How awkward would it be though if I or another chick presented someone w/the “C’mon baby, just the tip” heart?

    How about the classic “The no-no spot is still a no-no”. No? Not so much?

  23. February 15, 2006 1:21 pm

    Cluss… I think it should read “Hey! That’s exit only!”

  24. February 15, 2006 1:25 pm

    You guys are cracking me up!

    How ’bout:
    “Harder Next Time, K?”

  25. February 15, 2006 2:18 pm

    Is it not obvious enough to yell it? Pelting him w/candy hearts that reinforce what I’m saying drives the point in more? No pun intended.

    Is this blog thread taking a turn for the worst? Should I have not crossed the line like 2 comments ago? I tend to not know when to stop once these threads get going.

  26. February 15, 2006 2:20 pm

    “Not in the face”

    “Could you at least trim it?”

    “What do you mean, oops?”

  27. February 15, 2006 2:34 pm


    “Not the eyes!”

    “Blood tests came back clean”

    “You said size didn’t matter”

  28. February 15, 2006 2:44 pm

    Not the eyes.. but the rest of the face is ok? [taking notes]

  29. February 15, 2006 2:49 pm

    Rule of thumb? No?

    Marsh, how do you feel about such smut being left on your page? This has surpassed even my smutty Anne Rice novel. 🙂 Sweet!

  30. February 15, 2006 2:56 pm

    And here I thought the entire face was off limits for the slightest bit of errant fire. Clearly I’m not dating the right women.

  31. February 15, 2006 3:45 pm

    The face is *def* off limits. Always. Everytime. No exceptions.

    No-no: Nice. A sorority sister of mine called it the Wounded Starfish.

  32. February 15, 2006 4:24 pm

    it is SO the balloon knot.

  33. February 15, 2006 4:25 pm

    note to self: do not get any on Roary’s face. [snicker]

  34. February 15, 2006 4:33 pm


  35. February 15, 2006 4:36 pm

    I just call it “I said NO!” spot. I’ve heard wounded starfish a couple times but the balloon knot one is definitely traumatizingly appropriate.

    And here I was about to say “Damn i-66, you got balls to be saying that” and then… everything that comes to mind is just a really bad pun. They won’t stop coming. Ew, make it stop! ((covering ears and rocking back and forth under desk))

  36. February 15, 2006 4:42 pm

    Roary I’m kidding.

    Well, not about the not getting it on your face. I wouldn’t do that.

    Cluss – I have balls whether I say it or I don’t. You do realize there’s a bunch of things that can be said about you being under a desk, right?.

  37. February 15, 2006 4:48 pm

    I’m so “no comment” right now it isn’t even funny…

    My eyes! My sweet innocent virgin eyes!

    (Clearly, I’m gonna have to call some nuns to smack some Jesus into you people.)

  38. February 15, 2006 4:58 pm

    You know just coming out and saying “Anus” or “Asshole” is actually less disturbing than the not so secret names.

    My heart would say simply “Your Cunt Smells”

  39. February 15, 2006 5:05 pm

    Now see, Rich, I was going to blame the Playaz and two idle, smutty, punny and clever minds (uh, that’s you Claudette and i-66)…but…

  40. February 15, 2006 5:08 pm

    uh oh.. she’s back.

    Put away the toys!

  41. February 15, 2006 5:15 pm

    This blog is so going to be Flagged

    Rich, I want to comment on your heart but I just can’t. Part of me still wants to pretend to be demure and this internal struggle hurts me. ouch.

    Is it really over now? Came to screeching halt just like that? I suppose thirty some comments are enough for this thread then…

  42. February 15, 2006 8:13 pm

    I just have one more question: Where did Rich get the smell thing? That came, like, out of nowhere.

  43. February 15, 2006 10:41 pm

    I wanna be a part of this. My heart would say…

    Was that it?

  44. February 16, 2006 10:19 am

    I just have one more question: Where did Rich get the smell thing? That came, like, out of nowhere.

    Sorry, you people had to be stopped, so I brought out the big guns. Kids, don’t be like Rich.

  45. February 16, 2006 10:23 am

    CLEARLY I left this thread too early. 😉

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