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XL haiku

February 6, 2006

Craptastic XL!
Suck-ass officiating
Someone’s on the take
Souls rolled in their graves
Oh! Holmgren’s poor clock control
Lombardi shuns him
Hey, you official!
Can’t clip the ball carrier
Go read the rule book
Gridiron follies,
Gone! Gone until summertime
Sundays are so sad

11 Comments leave one →
  1. February 6, 2006 10:21 am

    Pass interference?
    That stuff happens on each play
    Pittsburgh whines for calls

  2. February 6, 2006 10:34 am

    I’ll see your haiku and raise you a limerick;

    There was a young girl from St. Paul
    Who whined about every call
    The season’s departed
    Mile Holmgren’s retarded
    So please let it go until fall.

  3. February 6, 2006 10:46 am

    I completely agree with i-66 on that one…although all my “squealer fan” friends don’t! GO SEAHAWKS next year!

  4. February 6, 2006 12:30 pm



  5. February 6, 2006 12:41 pm

    Jerramy Stevens
    Has hands made out of concrete.
    Can’t catch a damn thing.

  6. February 6, 2006 2:40 pm

    Sundays aren’t sad– Sundays are for brunch!!

  7. February 6, 2006 5:34 pm

    Oh, I do love Sunday brunch!

  8. Anonymous permalink
    February 7, 2006 2:11 pm

    babybananas makes the best brownies. they are officially all gone…

  9. February 7, 2006 2:28 pm


    Those were special Anon, special birthday brownies! I think it was the frosting that saved them 🙂

  10. February 7, 2006 4:55 pm

    Definitely not the game that I expected to see. I was happy with the outcome, but not with the way that it took to get there… except for the reverse pass!

  11. February 8, 2006 8:54 pm

    Love the haikus! Couldn’t have said it better myself.

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