Just so you all understand
November 4, 2005
the jumble that is my brain right now…
I brought THIS with me to work to today to eat for breakfast:
Apple?
No. Onion. I brought a friggin onion with me for breakfast!
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no kissy kissy for you before lunch…
Mmmm, cut it in slices and dip it in peanut butter. Same difference?
fry it up – bloomin’ onion.
With lack of a deep fryer and peanut butter, you think nuking it would provide a yummy treat?
In the office, that’s my only option. Microwave or freezer. Or in coffee. Oh god, I think I am going to puke now…
Boo!! BOOO I SAY! (sniff) Why would you defile coffee like that. (sniff) What’d it ever do to you?
/me comforts the coffee from the evil onion taunting.
LMAO!!! I’m thinking most of your colleagues left you alone today. Ya now cause of the onion breath 😐
Did you end up biting into it, raw and in it’s full glory?
*tossing bleached blonde hair and in monotone voicee* That’s hot.
I honestly love cold raw onion.
Rich, you shoulda been here this morning then. Fresh, raw, cold onion.
No, I did not bite it. I went to the fridge grabbed it and my cottage cheese. Then, I took a knife and spoon from the drawer, opened the cottage cheese and spooned it into a bowl. Next, I removed my “apple” from it’s plastic bag and immediately went crying to everyone in my office showing them my onion. It was the saddest show and tell ever.
Makes a nice paper weight.
DcLc