Metro opens doors and…er…other things

Has anyone else been on the Orange line and had the pleasure of being Metroed around by the woman with the awesome phone-sex operator voice (perhaps she operates other lines, but I only have familiarity with Orange)? Seriously her voice is like butter. Warm, melted butter. It’s just the right amount of breathiness, not trashy but sweet and sexy as hell. I used to hear her in the evenings — later, maybe around 8pm, but I have not heard her for quite some time. Well this morning D-Mac comes strolling into the office, with what I thought was a sleepy smile, and happily proclaims that the heavenly-voiced one was his Metro operator on the way in today. WHAT? She’s on a morning route now? Seriously I need to pin down her schedule, because a good Metro operator can make or break your morning commute. Hell, it can make or break your entire morning, and she is definitely one to *make* it.

I love you sex-voiced Metro Operator! Now where can I find a schedule of the Metro drivers? Specifically the Orange line. Although maybe this would be a bad thing, I would suddenly develop an addiction to Metro riding. I’d get on with the intent of heading to work, and I’d end up in New Carrollton. I don’t even know where New Carrollton is. Not that I’d care much if she was ticking off the stops to me every three minutes or so. Oh how I’d love to hear her spout off the Metro Safety Tips….ahhhhhh.