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September 22, 2005

Has anyone else been on the Orange line and had the pleasure of being Metroed around by the woman with the awesome phone-sex operator voice (perhaps she operates other lines, but I only have familiarity with Orange)? Seriously her voice is like butter. Warm, melted butter. It’s just the right amount of breathiness, not trashy but sweet and sexy as hell. I used to hear her in the evenings — later, maybe around 8pm, but I have not heard her for quite some time. Well this morning D-Mac comes strolling into the office, with what I thought was a sleepy smile, and happily proclaims that the heavenly-voiced one was his Metro operator on the way in today. WHAT? She’s on a morning route now? Seriously I need to pin down her schedule, because a good Metro operator can make or break your morning commute. Hell, it can make or break your entire morning, and she is definitely one to *make* it.

I love you sex-voiced Metro Operator! Now where can I find a schedule of the Metro drivers? Specifically the Orange line. Although maybe this would be a bad thing, I would suddenly develop an addiction to Metro riding. I’d get on with the intent of heading to work, and I’d end up in New Carrollton. I don’t even know where New Carrollton is. Not that I’d care much if she was ticking off the stops to me every three minutes or so. Oh how I’d love to hear her spout off the Metro Safety Tips….ahhhhhh.

12 Comments leave one →
  1. September 22, 2005 12:30 pm

    Marci… do you need a towel?

  2. September 22, 2005 12:35 pm

    I might, had I been on her train this morning but I missed it!

  3. September 22, 2005 1:09 pm

    if she were British: hotter or notter?

  4. September 22, 2005 1:33 pm

    Funny and outta control, you sure you don’t want to come to my “partay”????

  5. September 22, 2005 1:52 pm

    Careful Marci….you might wind up with a smoking habit.

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  7. September 22, 2005 2:56 pm

    I like the British accent, I do…but her voice is just perfect as is. I know of at least two others that feel this way. So it’s not just me!

    MG – I know! I rode the train home one night with a friend after a HH and neither of us really said a word to each other, we just waited for “Orange Train in the direction of Vienna/Fairfax”. Ahhhh.

    Harms – why? Will Metro girl be there?

  8. September 22, 2005 3:13 pm

    No, not metro girl, but something that might make you feel the same as she does 😉

    Although, if you find out who she is I am not opposed to inviting her.

  9. September 22, 2005 4:32 pm

    Wow, I wish my office were off the orange line now. Hmmm…

    I’m curious, what’s your visual of what you think this sultry Metro operator looks like?

  10. September 22, 2005 8:31 pm

    Yes, I’ve heard this voice. You’re right.

  11. September 22, 2005 11:12 pm

    It’s hard to get into the mood, with the orange Metro decor and all.


  12. September 23, 2005 4:25 pm

    Actually DcLc, orange is my favorite color.

    But a ghost train would be an ideal ride to go with her voice!

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