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Note to self

September 9, 2005

Dearest BabyBanana,

Do not go out for happy hour and drink vodka sodas if you actually intend on going home to watch the game. Otherwise, you’ll just end up asleep on your couch sometime around halftime with a half-eaten bag of pretzels on your chest. If you feel like drinking the night of the game, start at home and stay there (remember, you have PLENTY of vodka at home) or if you are feeling social, head to the sports bar–just be sure to continue your drinking throughout all four quarters.

Go Team!

Your friend,
Marci (aka you)

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3 Comments leave one →
  1. September 9, 2005 4:14 pm

    People really underestimate the role of the couch in their lives. The combination of sitting on the couch and being evening/night/weekend equals alcohol consumption.

    I love mine. Thank god it can’t tell stories.

    DcLc

  2. September 9, 2005 5:33 pm

    Oh the C.V. (Couch Vortex)! I am very aware of this phemonemon. If I get within a certain mile radius of my couch, it pulls me in. Thus, ruining any sort of plans I had made that did not include it. The Couch is like an over-protective, but oh-so-sweet boyfriend who methodically gets rids of all your friends and family…until one day they make a Lifetime movie about the two of you.

  3. September 12, 2005 10:58 am

    Oh no the C.V. always get’s me 😦

    Have you done the Vodka and Sobe Adrenaline or with Red Bull? One of those puppies and you’ll up for the whole game and possibly make it to after hours :

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