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Conversations with Buggie

August 16, 2005

This is what two tired and silly girls on the telephone with each other at the end of a full workday will get you:

~ approx 4:40pm this afternoon~
(this is the tail end of a 40 minute phone call)

Buggie: My friend at work brought me a clam in a box from China.
BabyB: Oooh
Buggie: It had a pearl inside, and depending on the color of the pearl it meant you were going to have good luck, wealth….
BabyB: Oooh
BabyB: Wait. A real clam?
Buggie: Yes, in a box.
BabyB: But
BabyB: Isn’t that….gro… mes… er…
Buggie: Yes, it was real clam.
BabyB: So…how? How did you get it out? The pearl. How does that…?
Buggie: They gave you a device to dig around in there.
BabyB: [wincing]
BabyB: What did it look like…in there?
Buggie: [whispering] Like a vagina.
BabyB: REALLY? Ew!
BabyB: What color was your pearl? [insane giggling]
Buggie: Peach. [more insane giggling]
BabyB: What does that mean?
Buggie: Health.
BabyB: Oh, well that’s good.
Buggie: And now I’m wearing it around my neck.
BabyB: [insane giggling] Oh. Wait, the pearl had a hole in it?
Buggie: Holes do not occur in nature [more insane giggling]
BabyB: Yes, this is what I am how did you put a string through it without a hole?
Buggie: A silver chain.
BabyB: Ok, but…NO HOLE! [insane giggling]
Buggie: The clam came in a box with two parts [more insane giggling]
BabyB: bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Buggie: The clam with the vagina came in a box with a peach pearl inside. [hahaaaaaa] One part of the box had the clam and the digging device and the other part had a silver chain.
BabyB: But how is the pearl on the chain without a hole? The pearl needs a hole!
Buggie: It’s in a cage.
BabyB: Like a box?
Buggie: Not a box, a cage. The vagina pearl is in a cage.
BabyB & Buggie: bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
BabyB: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh. So the cage is attached to the chain and you “pop” the pearl in the cage after you find it inside the vagina?
Buggie: Yes.
BabyB: Cool.

7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 16, 2005 5:33 pm

    LMAO!!! That’s GREAT!!! ahahah

  2. August 16, 2005 5:57 pm

    OMG, that had me belly laughing.

  3. August 16, 2005 8:18 pm

    And it is around my neck as we speak.

  4. August 16, 2005 10:55 pm

    My mind must be stuck in the gutter because, um, yeah, that is sounding kinda not right, no?

  5. August 17, 2005 9:16 am

    Hence the insane giggling. So you are in good company Claudette — since we are all in the gutter with ya.

  6. August 17, 2005 10:40 am

    Marci, why didn’t we get vagina pearls from China? Our whole office was just there!

  7. August 17, 2005 11:08 am

    There is still hope Meg, M.A. is not back yet!

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