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August 2, 2005

Um, why is my office trying to pass off INSTANT FOLGERS as actual coffee? This is not acceptable.

We have coffee maker troubles on a semi-regular basis. And when this happens I always lament to the powers that be that they should be forced to go out and get us all Starbuck’s. I mean it just makes sense in terms of productivity, right? So today, the coffee maker’s on the fritz and I walk into the kitchen…what is there in place of the large, 64 gallon urn? A large spoon sitting next to a jar of INSTANT COFFEE. Ew. No. I refuse. to. drink. IT. I wonder if I put splenda in a cup of creamer I would get the same effect? It’s got to be more drinkable.

7 Comments leave one →
  1. August 2, 2005 10:54 am

    MMmm……fresh pot of Gevalia Cinnamon Kaffe.

    /me throws back his head and cackles with insane glee.

  2. August 2, 2005 10:58 am

    No, it’s even worse… It’s FOLGERS INSTANT DECAF!!! I’m sorry, but that’s just cruel. Why do they hate us so much?

  3. August 2, 2005 12:39 pm


    Megan – Yay! Blogger! And I did not realize it was decaf. I must have been passed out on the floor. WTF? They DO hate us. Drinking solid creamer WOULD definitely be better.

  4. Anonymous permalink
    August 2, 2005 1:30 pm

    I think monkey urine would probably be better. Especially if the monkey drank a Coke first…

  5. August 2, 2005 9:58 pm

    There is actually a coffee bean plucked from…..nevermind.

  6. Anonymous permalink
    August 3, 2005 9:58 am

    plucked from the dung of some african animal, no?

  7. August 3, 2005 3:48 pm

    yeah….monkey guano. 😉 Sells for like $500 a lb.

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