C’mon. You know there is no way I could let this one pass by without comment. So I’ll keep it short because all the hilarity has been said (can I just say that I love Anderson Cooper), I just need to repeat and expand on some asides that you may not have heard just yet.
Seeing as how our lovely friends at Fox News have so cleverly dubbed this anti-tax movement “Teabagging” (you know, like after the Boston Tea Party where early Americans protested government taxing, see it’s funny and relevant!). Some have wondered what other movements could come from the Republican Party in the coming years.
– Obama opponents will summon public outrage against the administration’s efforts to legalize unauthorized immigrant workers, aka The Dirty Sanchez Campaign.
– For the 2010 election cycle, where 36 seats in the Seneate will be contested, the GOP will call for Operation Donkey Punch.
– Citing burdens on American business, those who feel sustainability is bunk will invoke the Tossed Salad movement in protest to Michelle Obama’s Victory Garden.
– In a bid to push House Minority Leader, John Boehner (R-OH) into a Majority roll the GOP will launch the Cleavland Steamer Offensive.
4 responses so far ↓
Bug // April 17, 2009 at 11:46 pm |
Spit take. You are awesome!
Matt // April 20, 2009 at 9:38 am |
HAHAHAHA!! Spit take #2, for real.
BabyBanana // April 20, 2009 at 9:36 pm |
Ew. Visions of loogified screens dancing in my head.
(thanks)
Velvet // April 21, 2009 at 2:50 pm |
I am so so so so so overdue for updates of your life. I’ve been running a lot (well…a lot for me, not for you) and I think about that injury you had in 2006 all the time because guess whose achilles likes to snappy snappy every now and again?
I hope you are doing well!